Going to take these freaking ugly bug bites and sleep. I’m never going outside again.

Also, I have two more bug bites and I should probably take some allergy medicine right now, but Benadryll!Lauren can get scary and it’s all the way downstairs and I’m lazy.
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I’m in such a weird mood. In case you can’t tell. I imagine if people started poking at me about weird things, I would be endlessly amused.
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O. M. G. Go to sleep, youngling. :P
STOP SCROLLING AND PRESS FUCKING PLAY BECAUSE IT’S RDJ SINGING
Why do you exist?
Or rather, why do you exist in a universe where I am not married to you?
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spacehelmetforacow replied to your post: God, Bella. What do you do, sit and like my posts all day?
yes
I knew it.

It turns normal people into monsters who possess superhuman strength and no ability to feel pain.
Apparently this is one of four incidents happening recently, involving a man who ran and was hit by a cab before growling at everyone and wresting a baton out of a police officer’s hand and hurting their arm.
So anyone in Florida is welcome to come crash on my couch while zombies take over Florida.
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GODDAMMIT… SUPER DRUGS. IT’S HAPPENED, we live in a comic book.
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God, Bella. What do you do, sit and like my posts all day?
I was never angry with you. I was sad because I was afraid you lost your way.




